Saturday's Top Five Laughs

 I absolutely love the Saturday Top Five Laughs!!  It has become one of my favorite posts to participate in over the weekend.  If you are newly reading my blog today, it is a list of the top 5 cute, funny, silly or hilarious things your little ones have done over the week.  My little one is 2, but she acts like she is about to turn 4.  She keeps me in stitches and keeps herself in timeout.

1.  While shopping at my favorite grocery store for produce, Ladybug wanted to strike up a conversation with a young lady stocking the strawberries.  Well, she is in a new stage where she is letting her imagination take over of the truth.  So, she is telling this woman how much she loves her big brother and baby sister, that she doesn't even have.  She also proceeded to tell the woman how Mommy and Daddy were arguing today and Mommy got in trouble.  Umm.....what?  The crazy thing is, the lady was really eating it up like it was true information!  Well, when I asked Ladybug why she was saying that, she responded, "I play a joke on you, Mommy"! 

2.  While misbehaving in the store, Ladybug didn't take kindly to being redirected by her mother.  She informed me, "You are in charge of you and I am in charge of me".  WTH?  Um...when did that become a 2 year old statement???

3.  Last night my husband was watching a movie and there was a woman screaming in it.  She wasn't asleep yet, but was winding down.  She heard the screaming and thought it was me.  So on the monitor I can hear her, "Mommy, Mommy, why you screaming!!  Why you screaming"!!  Well, we usually don't go into her room once the door closes, but since she thought I was screaming, we had to reassure her that the screaming was on the television.

4.  I'm currently trying to get ready for the JBF sale that will be starting in about 2wks.  I think she is aware of the process, b/c when she saw the big pile of clothes, she took off running.  The routine is that I try several items on her so that I know what needs to be sold and what we need to purchase.  So, I was doing a lot of running after a partially clothed child yesterday.

5.  This morning I was lying in bed with my daughter & she informed me that there was not enough room for both of us.  We were the only two laying in bed and she says, "Mommy, there are too many people in this bed, I need my own pillow, I need more covers".  Um....you need to get out of my bed little girl!  WTH?


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