Saturday's Top Five Laughs
Okay, so you would think I was super busy & always had things going on! But, I really don't! I have just been getting ready for Baby Brother, finish his room before he actually moves in & doing treatment plans for the ladies at work taking over my client caseload while I am out on maternity leave. Just a little reminder that all of these expressions are from my 3 year old daughter! She is a mess, but I assure you that she is just as much of a Diva as she appears to be in these posts. I really have a 13 year old in the body of a 3 year old.
1. Ladybug really likes to help w/her baby brother. Last week I was cooking and he was in the swing. He started crying & I asked her to give him his Binky & try to sooth him until I could get to him. She gives him his Binky & tries to shush him....then about 5 seconds later she tells me, "Um...mom, you need to take care of him b/c I have to finish my puzzle". Um....excuse me little girl? She got this 100 piece puzzle from her father to do in the hospital while she visited us.
2. Ladybug got the chance to feed her Baby Brother. She feeds him for about 2 minutes and says, "Um....can you take him, my back hurts".
3. Ladybug had a little accident @ school b/c she was playing & having fun & waited too late to go to the bathroom. When I asked her what happened, she replied, "It was just necessary, it just had to happen, it was nobody's fault, it was just necessary, Mommy". WHAT IN THE WORLD??? I Just couldn't even say anything to her about that response. She is too much.
4. Since Baby Brother was born during flu season, Ladybug & I got our flu shots. She did really well & didn't cry. Well, her dad has been dragging his feet to get his shot & putting it off. We drove by Walgreen's, which is where I got my shot, & Ladybug tells her dad, "Daddy, you really need to get your flu shot, I mean REALLY".
5. Last but not least, she went to school last week and told everyone how her mother makes "Breast Milk" for her Baby Brother. She told them how I take it out of my breast in bottles & put it in bags so that I can give it to the babysitter. Um....did I mention she told this to her babysitter & the Nutrition Program women that came to the home daycare to check the babysitter's meal plan. I was so embarrassed, but the babysitter said that the Nutrition Program women were "so impressed w/how much she knew". That's what happens when your child walks in on you pumping and you just have to tell her what's going on. :-/
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